The Awards

Season 1
Season 2

Best adapted screenplay
Awarded to the best picture adapted from an existing piece of work
Best animal performance
Awarded to the picture with the best animal performance or specific animal moment
Olivia the westie
The meg
Suckling pig
Luce
Plague pig
Best cinematography
Awarded to the picture with best cinematographic visual style or theme
Best film club nominator
Awarded to the yob whose film club picks have sparked the most joy and inspiration
Joss
Patty
Lorbs
Erik
Jack
Best costume or outfit
Awarded to the picture with the best individual costume outfit
Rent Collection Lady
Frederic Bourdin's Emily Bell Hodgson outfit when meeting the Barclays
Peter and Paul's matching white outfits
The COS new season arrivals
The outfit Little Nai Nai wears at the hospital at the start of the Farewell. With the flowery smock and mad cap.
Best ensemble performance
Awarded to the picture featuring the best overall performance from the entire cast
Best film link
Awarded to the yob who submits the best film link
Erik
(1) Ma: (i) the kids were blind to Sue Ann's real intentions; (ii) Sue Ann was deaf to Luke Evans pleading for his life; and (iii) Haley was muted when Sue Ann sewed her mouth shut. (2) Tommy: he's deaf, he's dumb, he's bliiiind.
Erik
Katie Price prophesied the plots of both the Meg and Ghosts when she said 'Never underestimate the sea'.
Ollie
The Imposter and Amadeus - no one seems to talk about them
Patty
The bond of womanhood - Mustang and ... most other films
Abbi
The whole of Tommy is a fever dream that Luke Evans' character is having during his dog-blood transfusion
Best inanimate object
Awarded to the picture with the best inanimate object
Fake penis
Little Nai Nai's Dawn the jockey hat
The car that appears out of nowhere
The kratt
Bag of dog blood
Best international picture
Awarded to the best picture in the international category
Best original screenplay
Awarded to the best picture created originally for film
Best original song
Awarded to the picture with the best original song
Husavik
On Ne Change Pas
Periodico de Ayer
Ja Ja Ding Dong
Best performance in a minor role
Awarded to the best performance of a minor role
Woman that buys Ocean
Rent Collection Lady
Jeanne Dison
Stu
Lu Hong
Best performance
Awarded to the overall best performance
F Murray Abraham
Zhao Shuzhen
Daneila Vega
Anne Dorval
Denis Lavant
Best picture
Awarded to the overall best picture
Best single line of dialogue
Awarded to the picture with the best single line of dialogue
Paint the red! Paint the red! You're driving me crazy. Paint the red!
Look, spring onions. Maybe I picked these ones myself
Don’t make me drink alone
These chairs touched our assholes, aren't they disgusting?
How's our baby, Luce?
Biggest nosh
Awarded to the biggest nosh
Henry Golding
Pierce Brosnan
Stanley Tucci
Toshio
Kristofer Hivju
Most divisive picture
Awarded to the picture that split the room
Most ridiculous moment
Awarded to the picture with the most ridiculous moment
Stupid Rich couple debating which fake Marla Olmstead to buy
Dog blood transfusion
The Jude Bean scene
Motion capture alien sex scene
The Tilda-Julianne award
Awarded to the yob who submits the best role for Tilda or Julianne
Jack
Tilda Swinton doing 'play Ja Ja Ding Dong!'
Erik
Tilda in all of Denis Lavant's roles
Joss
Tilda as The Female
Abbi
Julianne and Tilda as Peter and Paul
Worst picture
Awarded to the overall worst picture
Worst performance
Awarded to the overall worst performance
Marla's Dad
Frederic Bourdin as Nicholas Barclay
Zachary Quinto
Ruby Rose
Steve Coogan